somefancyname:

THE BEST FEELINGS IN THE WORLD.

  • HOT SHOWERS.
  • THE FIRST BITE OF A MEAL WHEN YOU ARE REALLY HUNGRY.
  • TIGHT HUGS.
  • CRAWLING INTO BED AFTER A LONG DAY.
  • FOREHEAD KISSES.
  • WAKING UP IN THE MORNING AND ACTUALLY FEELING LIKE YOU HAD ENOUGH SLEEP. 
3 hours ago · 213,329 notes © somefancyname


helioscentrifuge:

sophienorthcott:

chlorinda:

potential-and-difference:

shmiling:

n0thingleftinside:

fuckyeahprisoninmates:

Robert Glenn, an inmate in the Special Housing Unit (SHU) at Corcoran State Prison in California killed two inmates while in prison. He believes these murders were justified because both men were convicted rapists, one of whom was accused of raping his sister from the age of 8 to 14.

I never thought I would admire a murder

Did you know that in most criminals frown upon rapists and molesters  If they find out that they raped or molested a woman they usually treat them terribly like beating them up, or making them die. Criminals don’t even accept that.

Absolutely true, because if you think about it they have families and perhaps kids. If they find out you’re a child molester they are going to hate you.

Sometimes when child molesters go to jail, even the guards are lied to about what the molester did to go there. They sometimes make up a false crime to protect the molester from serious injury.

Ain’t it fucked up that even hardened criminals realise rape is fucking wrong no matter what, but there are some government officials that cannot?

that last fucking comment tho

3 hours ago · 517,645 notes © fuckyeahprisoninmates


the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  



secretaryofsass:

look at all those chickenths

secretaryofsass:

look at all those chickenths

3 hours ago · 113,270 notes © funnywildlife


assassinscreedconfessions:

I was in a Music History lecture at uni discussing Renaissance music, half listening, when all of a sudden the lecturer shows an image of the Basilica Of Santa Maria Del Fiore. I froze in my chair just thinking to myself “I’ve climbed that building. I’ve had difficulty climbing that building! I did a leap of faith off of it! I even recognize those towers next to it, I tried to use them as a jumping off point.” I wonder how many other people in that lecture hall were having some bleeding effect type reaction to it

assassinscreedconfessions:

I was in a Music History lecture at uni discussing Renaissance music, half listening, when all of a sudden the lecturer shows an image of the Basilica Of Santa Maria Del Fiore. I froze in my chair just thinking to myself “I’ve climbed that building. I’ve had difficulty climbing that building! I did a leap of faith off of it! I even recognize those towers next to it, I tried to use them as a jumping off point.” I wonder how many other people in that lecture hall were having some bleeding effect type reaction to it



vincisomething:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

when ur trying to escape from bad guys in a video game but it attracts more bad guys

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I’M LAUGHING BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY ON THE ROOF, THAT SOME OF THEM ARE FALLING OFF

16 hours ago · 144,013 notes © coooooooooooooorvo


savage-skies:

pushes away responsibilities like:

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16 hours ago · 1,214 notes © savage-skies
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oswalled:

The Avengers: Age of Ultron SDCC concept art posters
16 hours ago · 8,480 notes © rvmanovs
/marvel


shortiebat:

YOU DON’T SAY CONNOR?

….I’m sorry, but it just had to be done.

shortiebat:

YOU DON’T SAY CONNOR?

….I’m sorry, but it just had to be done.

1 day ago · 563 notes © shortiebat


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shaythamsnotion:

cc-randomness:


govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo





all right, you’ve convinced me. 


What the heck!? But totally logical..

shaythamsnotion:

cc-randomness:

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo

image

all right, you’ve convinced me. 

What the heck!? But totally logical..