modern au: little connor found out that his grandpa was a navy soldier so he was rather fascinated by it so the little boy would do some kind of army walk and every time he’d step he would say “hut” so he would be hut hut hutting all over the place and this happened for almost a day. and then haytham finally asks connor to stop.
Haytham: Son, please stop it’s getting unnerving.
Edward: Yeah, anymore huts and we’d be a village.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80
GO TO HELL THAT WAS CLEVER
- *favorite character appears*
- me: *delighted pterodactyl noises*